Eileen and Emerald have been playmates since they were awkward teens wearing baggy jeans, and have now expanded into the slightly-less awkward twenty somethings today. They’ve done many unspeakable things together, like (shh) playing neopets, digging through the rubbish dump at midnight looking for dental retainers, sang their throats hoarse to britney spears for six hours on a car road trip… and now they think there’s still more room for embarrassing moments in their lives.
A wise person once said weekends do not count unless you spend them doing things that are completely pointless. And we agree. Whole-super-heartedly. We think it’s better to spend the day munching on stuff that’s crap for your health than singing hymns in a church. We prefer to start our mornings late unless there’s the lure of bacon for breakfast and we don’t believe anyone can ever play too much. PLAY TOO MUCH? Hell yeah.
Damn if there are enough days in a weekend.